Total Medals Earned: 1,218 (From 280 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,245 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 10/18 (115/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
Complete the easy round
Complete the game
Finish in under 300 seconds
Complete the medium round
Finish in under 250 seconds
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds